The act of using an elongated toilet to go to the bathroom, either via sitting or standing, where the elongated portion of the toilet oval opening is longest left to right, and shortest between near and far. This is usually done because of the opulence of this particular relief configuration. Also, a seated version could be referred to as "Side-Saddle."
I am not some sort of peasant! I am going to use this urine receptacle Napa Valley Style like any true member of class! Now fetch me some decorative towels to wipe my genitals on.
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Used on any online platform when talking about a product, to clarify one has no financial affiliation with the maker,brand, group, or whatever tentacle of the corporate machine has made the thing, service, trademark , logo, or whatever.
*I know it seems like it makes it ok if it's an unpaid smear, but that is a crime in many jurisdiction, so, that would be, as they'll see it, on you.
Used on any online platform when talking about a product, to clarify one has no financial affiliation with the maker,brand, group, or whatever tentacle of the corporate machine has made the thing, service, trademark , logo, or whatever.
*I know it seems like it makes it ok if it's an unpaid smear, but that is a crime in many jurisdiction, so, that would be, as they'll see it, on you.
*Good use*
Youtube, Bathroom
Will : "So I was checking my Fitbit - NAPPNAPS! - and I find myself wishing the timer could vibrate every second.
*Bad use*
Instagram, Inside a coffee shop
Narie-Felen: "So here I am in my local REDACTED, hashtag NAPPNAPS, and they've given me a free mocha and some pastries, just like that, cause of you guys my followers. Thanks REDACTED!"
Payment can be taken in other things than money. Don't pretend you don't know.
Youtube, Bathroom
Will : "So I was checking my Fitbit - NAPPNAPS! - and I find myself wishing the timer could vibrate every second.
*Bad use*
Instagram, Inside a coffee shop
Narie-Felen: "So here I am in my local REDACTED, hashtag NAPPNAPS, and they've given me a free mocha and some pastries, just like that, cause of you guys my followers. Thanks REDACTED!"
Payment can be taken in other things than money. Don't pretend you don't know.
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