cheesewheezy's definitions

Napa haircut

The act of getting one's head stomped on in a grape vat

He didn't have enough money to pay for his beard trimming so I finished him off with a Napa haircut.

by cheesewheezy May 21, 2021

Panama Caboose

An violent act in which the Cuban Necktie (Panama) is combined with a Cleveland Steamer (Caboose).

Carlos, spurred by his desire to quickly climb the ladder, decided to step it up a notch and take out a rival drug lord by giving him a Panama Caboose.

by cheesewheezy June 4, 2009

Totino's Poisoning

What you get when you eat an entire Totino's Party Pizza.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing. I can slowly feel Totino's Poisoning setting in by the hardening of my stomach and the gradual calcification of my large intestine.

by cheesewheezy August 27, 2009