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Business Analyst

Noun. Person that forwards emails (for a quite high compensation) from the product owner to the software developer.
It can be easily automated / replaced by:
1. An Email Forwarder
2. Email alias to the developer's email
Well, Bruce, the Business Analyst sent me 3 feature requests from the product owner that are just the same. He might be very busy forwarding other emails.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Straight Business

The act of masturbating without any available lubricant. For variation, see Risky, Unholy, Slippery, and Funny Business.
Jake: Man, I'm about to go Straight Business when I get home.

Brandon: Dude! Vaseline Men is 2.99 on special!
by helen eastefon April 8, 2011
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hop on bad business

gay homosexual roblox players play a rip off arsenal game and use snipers as dildos
Terry: Hop on bad business

Jerry: Alright, but I don't like using snipers as dildos.
by californian crackhead May 30, 2021
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Small Business Owner

A classy way of telling people you're unemployed.
Chrissy is a small business owner but never has any money.
by Cassidy. August 4, 2016
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Business Class Ticket

A clever flex move used by twitter influencers to showcase their extravagant lifestyle. It involves subtly flaunting one's luxury possessions or experiences while pretending to focus on something else entirely.
Business class ticket:

His latest tweet seemed all about the swanky new computer monitor in his home office, but sharp-eyed followers quickly spotted the Emirates Business Class boarding pass casually resting on his desk.
by Someone from malayalam tl September 19, 2023
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attending some business

It basically means I was masturbating or am about to masturbate
I gotta go I have some business I have to attend to or Sorry I was attending some business
by W3ABOO November 14, 2018
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give them the business

From “Leave It To Beaver”, this expression basically means pulling someone’s chain with deliberately provocative banter.
“Oh, you shouldn’t let that jerk Eddie Haskell get to you. He was just trying to give them the business. “
by Preston Sturges October 5, 2020
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