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Mailer

One who mails, and uses stamps and envelopes as weapons against unexpecting victims.

The official title of Mailer is only given when the MailGod and MailGoddess decide to do so.
1. What a complete Mailer!

2. Oi you Mailer!

3. Stop hogging all the envelopes and save some for the Mailers!
by Mailer February 11, 2004
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Mailbox

It's unwise to practice or do something like a mailbox on somebody you're not on good terms with. Not everybody is playing like you are, know that before attempting stupidity.
Turns out the guy they thought was the new guy was not looking to get in on any games they were playing, including mailbox, or get accepted as one of them. He had had many other people in his younger years who thought he was somebody to fool around with, including a mollycoddle at home .
by Solid Mantis July 19, 2018
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mail

Shortened version of İsmail.
Can: Mail, what are you doing?
İsmail: please don’t call me Mail.
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voice mail bankruptcy

Having so many voice mails that you have to delete everything and start over cuz there is no way you will ever be able to call everyone back.
Jennae had to declare voice mail bankruptcy cuz she was over 100 and everybody knows that people only leave voice mails when they want something.
by JRK STP July 26, 2007
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twee-mail

An e-mail that, like a tweet on twitter, is 24 characters or less and reports boring status or stupid personal factoids that the recipients don't give a crap about.
Pam, our dufus friend, Mark, just sent me a twee-mail from his iPhone saying, "At Pier 39, Wipeout Cafe, eating a Wipeout burger". Does he really think I care where he is and what he's eating--boooorrrring!
by Bubba Adbul Ledbetter August 12, 2009
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Bird Mail

The mail people of Haiti send to one another because after the earthquake no one has power, so they sent messages via bird.
Him: Did you get my bird mail?

Her: no it might have dropped dead or gotten lost, sorry.
by Mitch the Bitch bitch! December 12, 2010
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La-z-mail

The act of emailing someone within earshot, eg: a person sitting next to you at work, when it would be easier to just speak about the subject.
“Al, stop clogging my inbox with la-z-mails and get your arse over here if you want to request a Def Leppard song”
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