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Muddy Poon

Anything covered in mud that stank.
Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.
by BRatedMovieZombie November 24, 2020
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mady

a fucking sexy sort with a massive bunda
mady is so sexy
by madyissexy December 1, 2020
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Muddy Helmet

When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.
Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.
by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 11, 2020
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muudy

i dont know honestly i seen that shit in a bad dream saying “sex muudy” ...help.
my moms phone rings and the caller ID is “sex muudy”
by help thats needed January 11, 2021
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Muddy Diamond

A "MUDDY DIAMOND" is a facetious, faux insult disguising a real compliment. The initial patina of disrespect is a way to playfully communicate genuine praise. It's kinda like mock sarcasm. "Muddy Diamond" is an antonym for "Backhanded Compliment" (which seems to be a compliment but is actually an insult). When an overt compliment would feel uncomfortable in the moment for the giver or receiver, a muddy diamond is a jesting way to convey real admiration or appreciation.
1) "Skinny bitch" is a popular muddy diamond.

2) It's odd that telling a woman that her boyfriend is too handsome for her is an insult, but telling a man that his girlfriend is too hot for him is a most welcome muddy diamond. Guys consider it a point of pride to date out of their league.
by Corpania March 4, 2021
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Mady

A kind hearted, supportive and, confident person, she will never take anyone's shit and will always stand up for what is right and just. She is very opinionated though she always thinks about everyone, she is a loving person that will never give up on what she put her mind to
person A: you are such a Mady
person B : thank you soo much you are too <3
by chimneys_are_weird March 16, 2021
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Mundy

An absolute stud of man. Definitely not clumsy with a wicked sense of humor. An absolute national treasure. At this point we aren’t even sure if they are totally human because of how much of a beast they are.
Person 1: Hey man, you see that dude who just destroyed that adult bear with his bare hands.
Person 2: Yea what a guy, total Mundy if I ever saw one.
by DMundy March 17, 2021
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