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by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

massabating

To masturbate in front of your boss/master.

Man, I can't believe Jeff got fired at work for his act of massabating in the break room.

by asstiger6969 October 2, 2011

Message tower

When delirious from sleep deprivation, or inebriated from intoxicants (generally uppers like amphetamines, but at times downers such as heroin) the afflicted will respond to questions/conversation with nonsense or gibberish, although often it may-at least in part tie in to the subject leaving the witness confused as to what they had justy heard. Most times the afflicted will only"message tower" past the first question, causing them to realize what they just said made no sense and waking them from the confused dream like state.

Yeah, brandon was up for five days and started to message tower "it's fun to watch the kittens play" at his moms. They dont have kittens at his mom's.

by Enki88 June 30, 2019

Springfield Massachusetts

Springfield Massachusetts is a well known city located in Western Massachusetts commonly brought up as the home of Drugs, Violence, and the Negro community. Despite being the defining factor of practically all of Western Massachusetts it is surely the shitiest place to live, it is a struggle to find housing even the size of a elementary school restroom. but before you even manage to find a place to live you will be (as we call here) “triple R’ed”, robbed, raped, and relentlessly hate crimed by blue haired liberals.

P1: I have to pass through Springfield Massachusetts to reach my destination

P2: Rest In Peace my friend.

by PissCumShit April 26, 2021

Full moon massacre

When 7 guys masturbate in a circle on a full moon on a female having her period and when they finish on her face, she eats all of their penises

My first full moon massacre was quite the experience

by Full moon massacre September 23, 2014

The DHMS Massacare

On November 4th 15 or more fights went down in a single day Hold your beef till the DHMS Massacre.

"Yo bro Mr. Fulton ain't ready for The DHMS Massacare"

by Artistic Boy May 14, 2021

Massachusetts

the only state in American that black people can't pronounce.

black person: Yo, where you from?
white person: I'm from Massachusetts.
black person: Massa-what?
white person: Mass-a-chu-setts
black person: Mass-a-shu-chetts?
white person: Mass-a-chu-setts
black person: Mass-a-chu-shetts?
white person: Mass-a-chu-setts
black person: Mass-a-shu-sheets?
white person: Mass-a-chu-setts
black person: fuck it. I hate that place.

by jbigs August 31, 2010