Pube Monster

When a girls pubic hair grows so long that it gains consciousness and proceeds to attack the owner

'Someone help, My pube monster is attacking me'

by apexwarrior April 20, 2018

Tuna monster

Food that will smell bad as it rots (e. g. tuna fish) intentionally left hidden where it will bother and confuse someone.

“I threaten to nail my obnoxious neighbor with a tuna monster at least once a month.”

“I left a tuna monster for my former roommate- inside the curtain rods and down inside the holes in the floor where the old-school radiators used to be!”

by s22901 May 4, 2018

Welsh monster chomp

Eating a girl out from the vagina whilst her being on her period and the day she has diarrhoea. She proceeds to poo during the eating out session and you go for her ass after she squirts from her vagina.

Dude 1 - Last night, me and my girl got frisky and I give her the welsh monster chomp
Dude 2 - No way dude! you caught her on a good day!

by Golvrey June 12, 2018

swamp monster dick

Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.

My new man took m to dinner, and afterwards, he treated me to some swamp monster dick.

by swampmonsterdick October 23, 2018

Toilet Monster

Toilet monster is a mysterious man who have keys to every home, comes in the middle of the night when everyone sleeps, shits in their toilet, then takes a shower and leaves. The only way to catch him: when he leaves he never wears underwear beneath his clothes!! (If you catch somebody late night, leaving your house after taking a dump and you undress him and he have underwear on him, it is just an ordinary pervert so let him go!)

Man, my water-pipe broke in my flat, luckily my neighbour gave me their keys to watch the house while they are on the vacation. I will be such a toilet monster.

Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.

by chinesemassage.mt December 18, 2018

Boujee Monster

In a friend group their is always that one friend that is spoiled sand brags about it

Luna: sorry what was that ? I couldn’t hear you with my AirPods on
Rachel: ugh what a boujee monster

by Chanel Records fan January 22, 2019

Salt Monster

Like the creature from the original Star Trek series, a person that sucks the life out of you by their incessant neediness, emotional demands and constant whining. After time with them you are emotionally drained and need down time.

Wow that Cassie is a real salt monster... my head is still aching from all the help she needed on her term paper.

by whenriques March 23, 2019