morbod

A term used in Scottish hospitals to refer to the arrival of a morbidly obese patient.

"Clear away those food trays Nurse Melanie", "why so, Dr Philipson?", "three new morbods in the gastro ward".

by finnigan fox July 12, 2010

morning ballsack-scratch

First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.

This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.

by Marcogod October 27, 2010

Morning Marsh

Waking up aroused. (f)

OH SHIT I WAS THINKING OF GOOD SHIT AND MY SHITS ALL SHITTY NOW GUYZ. MORNING MARSH.

by snizzletz July 11, 2011

morning wood club

It’s exactly what you think it is. Anonomous gay encounters in the morning. Get On -- Get Off -- Get Out.

I said I had an early meeting, but it was actually a meeting with some morning wood club wood.

by miriaminblue August 17, 2011

Morning Mildew

The female equivalent of "Morning Wood".

"I (Kali) woke up one morning to a puddle of morning mildew and wondered what I could have fantasized about the night before."

by DROYFRESH September 29, 2011

Morgan Malmburged

(v) The act of embracing someone, friend or stranger, in a hug and slipping your hand into the hug recipiants pants and inserting a digit into the anus. After complete insertion of digit, preferrably middle finger, the opposite hand should be used to sshh the mouth of recipient.

Austin: "Hey man long time no see! Give me a hug pal!"
Carson: Embraces Austin and performs the Morgan Malburg. "Sshh. Your getting Morgan Malmburged."
Austin: "WTF!"

by Kingsly February 23, 2013

moral midget

When a person is unprincipled, self-centered, has little to no regard for the wants and needs of other people. Morally unrestrained.

Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad is a moral midget.

by muphlon November 20, 2013