Marmongus

When markus become sus af

guy 1 : That guy is a marmongus
guy 2 : damn bruh i bet he have a short D
guy 1 : Nah bruh.. he don't have one..

by UNISINED May 12, 2023

MaroonPie

MaroonPie often referred to as "Maroon" is a name that is made out of a text generator. Scientists don't know why they thought the name sounded good. In fact, studies show that they very often question the existence of their name.

"Why am I named MaroonPie?"
"In what world does the user MaroonPie make any sense?"

by VeraBuum June 5, 2023

Manson's law of avoidance

Manson's law of avoidance says that, the more something threatens your identity, the more you will avoid it and I (Manson) bring this up in terms of what are the pieces of information that we protect ourselves from because ultimately, like grasping onto some sense of certainty, it's a means of protecting our ego from perceived threats and so, Manson's law basically says that, the more threatening something is, the more we will become certain in things that will help us avoid dealing with that truth.

An extension of Manson's law of avoidance is that, we should define ourselves as loosely and ambiguously as possible because the less defined ourself is, the less we need to cling to defense mechanisms or faulty ideas to protect ourselves. This is fundamentally a Buddhist idea, the idea of no self, if there is no such thing as self, then there's nothing to protect and there's nothing that you need to be certain about in the first place.

by AnonAmish97 June 22, 2023

Marmont

Entertainment industry term coined for "cocaine": named after the notorious Chateau Marmont hotel on Sunset Boulevard.

That Hollywood producer we are meeting tonight is known for having a chronic Marmont and hooker habit.

by Busterbate July 18, 2023

maroon football

When an aggie tried brown town for the first time!

Can you believe that girl let me maroon football her!

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

maroon football

When a male aggie penetrates a females butthole for the first time!

I still can’t believe that she let me maroon football her after the game last night! It was messy

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

maroon football

The color of an aggie girls butthole after a long game of hide the weiner!

Did you see the color of my sisters butthole last night?!? It wasn’t anything like those shitty UT cheer uniforms, it resembled more of a maroon football!

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023