Marcel is the type of guy who's a complete silly goose. He's never had candy, he takes Spanish, and he's really annoying (just kidding luv you bro). He is really just a dark-haired version of 2012 Justin Bieber and he's pretty cool. Yellow is life and he is a firm believer that 9+10=21. He is a secret unearthly being in a skinny 11 year-olds body.

Wow, you make me feel like the luckiest Marcel in the world!
Oh my gosh, you're making me feel like a Marcel!

by hotcheetofox01 June 1, 2022

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Manchester United are shite

by Johnnyal June 18, 2022

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Manchester United

An English football club that plays in the English Premier League. They were once the best team in England and also once one of the best teams in Europe. Nowadays they are a shadow of its former shelf and an absolute laughing stock due to the club being run more as a business by the Glazers rather than a football club.

Manchester United may take decades to rise as an elite team again.

by Narrow Lines June 18, 2022

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A statement made in response to an individual claiming a course of action. Once "Manchester" has been established, said individual must complete their claim as quickly as possible; otherwise, they will be punished by a single slap to the face.
ORIGIN: Fort Bragg, North Carolina. All words said in the training areas west of Manchester Road are considered sacred to the 82nd Airborne Division. Over time, Manchester came to mean "sacred commitment."

Justin: “I’m gonna get the MS branch insignia behind my ear, hooah.”
Israel: “Manchester.”
Justin: 😳

by marxfromeveryengel June 24, 2022

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