Freddy Mercury

The wrong way to spell Freddie Mercury, who was the greatest singer of all time. Unfortunately, he died of AIDS in 1991.

I hate it when idiots who claim to be Queen fans spell Freddie Mercury's name "Freddy Mercury".

by DeadPuppies December 27, 2009

Merida

to defy your parents and ride a horse into the sunset, shooting arrows as your hair flies in the wind. Usually accompanied by not marrying anyone you're supposed to.

shut up dad that guy you arranged for me to marry is gross and im gonna pull a Merida.

by gender avenger September 6, 2013

mercy sex

Mercy sex is sex, coital or oral, given a guy for comfort reasons rather than because of desire or love.

After Seamus had taken her to dinner Molly felt that she needed to give him some mercy sex.

by Heather Yamamoto January 29, 2006

Mermerked

When a sumo sized man sleeps with mermaids.

A over sized squidbilly is floating around in the ocean and a mermaid initiates an underwater blow fish. You just got mermerked son.

by Squidbilly Lover November 20, 2010

merdi

A guy who is understanding blessed positive and always laughter at your jokes, he also gets all the girls but is always loyal and only interested in one

That guy is too loyal he's definitely a Merdi

by Omnfqqj May 3, 2019

The Mermaid Theory

a theory that a woman, no matter how ugly she may seem at first, will eventually look beautiful to you if you see her every day all day.

Based off the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermaids.

Joe: Dude Kelly is so hot!

Tim: Are you nuts?! It's probably just the Mermaid Theory. you have her in every class.

by Fatchooo January 20, 2011

merchant banker

Rhyming slang for wanker

That politician comes across as a bit of a Merchant Banker!

by ryan March 24, 2004