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male PMS

The male equivalent of the irritability and general pissiness which often accompanies the natural female pre-menstrual syndrome. No known cause or cure.
Steer clear of Hans today, man--must be a case of male PMS.
by elemental June 13, 2005
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mika male

the worst, most boring and absolutely superfluous band under the sun lead by some homo named orlan tus who can't hold a tune for shit.
Bob: I'm going to a Mika Male concert tonight.
John: You're a homo, dude.
by smartassmarko December 24, 2007
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MapleHockey

something said when a Canadians angry or scared, or a name Mathew MapleHocky Williams.
Canadian getting hit in the head by a Cuban

Canadian: MapleHockey
by EvilHelloKitty13 August 3, 2011
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Macleananator

Wow macleananator get in
by Danny f baby October 7, 2007
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male jailbait

Also known as malebait.

Male jailbait are sexually attractive males who are under the legal age of consent, but physically mature or approaching maturity to the point where their status as underage is ambiguous.

Male jailbait (or malebait) are so termed as engaging in relations with such persons would result in a jail term and being placed upon the sex offenders register.
Girl 1: "Wow, that guy is so hot!"
Girl 2: "Eww! That dude is clearly a high school! He is such male jailbait! You're such a pervert!"
by Brafish December 24, 2014
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layne (male)

An amazing man that is very loving and very kind, most likely very handsome aswell. If any girl is to have a man named Layne as a friend or a boyfriend perhaps, they should never let him go.
My boyfriend Layne (male)is so amazing and so kind.
by Diverging October 8, 2017
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lactating male

A touchy-feely guy who cries at the drop of a hat and who loves rom-coms.
That poor, pussy-whipped fucker is a lactating male for sure.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 14, 2019
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