snapper lapper

A lesbian, or bisexual female who performs oral sex on another female.

John, don't get your hopes up, she's a snapper lapper.

by Ape.man July 9, 2007

LapdanceTop

A pointless new way of saying Laptop. Used when your laptop is acting slow, or "slutty", hence the lap-dance reference!

"Ugh , my Lapdancetop is being such a whore tonight, sorry!"

"It's fine, i'm going off to your birthday now anyways"

by Klynchwich October 28, 2008

zedis lapedis

Originally a term of surprise or shock as coined by the Disney Channel original movie "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century" it has also become a cuss word substitute

Instead of "F*ck, that test was hard!", one would say:
"Zedis Lapedis, that test was hard!"

by Cindy-lu February 20, 2010

lapsnorkeler

n. one who performs oral sex, usually in a moving motor vehicle
v. the act of performig oral sex ie. lapsnorkeling

That bitch was a real lapsnorkeler, she blew me for the entire ride home.

by RD Sullivan September 24, 2005

Lapis lazuli

it's a pretty ass mother fucking color before the twilight sets while the sun is setting

Wow that Lapis Lazuli right before twilight is really sick ass

by Hayley-Mae January 9, 2009

laptopfreak

To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.

To hate not being mobile.

To wish someone were in your lap.

Gees, I'm a laptopfreak.

by Justin March 8, 2005

lappy 486

Lappy 486- strong bads new laptop here are the specs

2mb hard drive
a portable 42lb
5min battery life
512k ram

o man you need a new lappy 486 its so light and fast.

by jake k November 29, 2004