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Craigslist Killer

One who is relentless at searching and negotiating great deals found on Craigslist. A cheap bastard that sells any kind of crap on Craigslist.
Phil: Hey Paul, where'd you go to remodel your kitchen?
Chris: Got it all on Craigslist for a couple hundred bucks.
Phil: No way, you da Craigslist Killer!
by TooSublime November 14, 2010
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Hellen Keller

A drink that is generally consumed in the form of a shot. It consists of equal parts Gin and Tequila and is garnished with a lemon or lime.
Careful there, too many Hellen Keller's in one night can cause you to act like her the next morning!
by Xabu September 9, 2011
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cat killer

v. Someone who masturbates.

Derived from popular image of kitten jumping through meadow. "Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten -- Think of the kittens"
by wen March 8, 2005
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Serial Killer Porn

Snuff videos and highly graphic and violent movies.
Dude, I totally fapped to The Passion of the Christ; It's my new favorite serial killer porn.

Ex: Fubar, Three guys one hammer, Salo: 120 Days of Soddom, Canibbal Holocaust, The Human Centipede: Full sequence & The Passion of the Christ.
by FetidAcre January 7, 2012
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cougar killer

A cougar killer is a guy that likes to have cougars hunt him.
Hi, I'm Jacob Weaver, the cougar killer extrraordinare.
by tallismon October 7, 2008
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Hellen Kellered

When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!
by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008
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The Helen Keller

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob, the guy puts both of his hands over her ears and pulls her as far onto his cock as possible (this works best with a guy who has a large bush and doesn't manscape). Then she can't hear anything, can't see anything, and essentially cannot speak coherently.
Yao gave Kari The Helen Keller and she couldn't see when Adam came in the room to watch.
by Beldar ND June 7, 2007
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