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Dirty jordan

a man who enjoys relations with his mouth and his partner's breasts, or a man who kisses his partner's breasts.
"dude last night i gave that girl a dirty jordan"
"noo wayy she's a lucky hoe"
by eliiiiiiiisssaaaaa m April 25, 2007
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Jordan Chandler

A pathological liar who was brainwashed by his father Evan Chandler to get money from a famous superstar. After Michael Jackson's death, He later admitted that Michael never did anything to him. He should feel sorry for what he did now that Michael Jackson is dead.
Jordan Chandler took away one of the most beloved legend of our time.
by BlueOne June 14, 2013
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pulling a jordan

to randomly kiss someone u just met or only knew for a 24 hour period.
i ask my friend to tag along while i meet some friends that are girls, and when we say good by he kisses one of the on the lips unexpectedly, and they were very mad, this is an example of pulling a jordan
by jbman666 November 13, 2010
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Jordan R

A tall skinny black kid who loves to play basketball and minecraft. Gets a lot of the attention from the ladies but doesn't really want it. Laughs very easily and is usually easy going. He is a good friend and a smart person.
Darrel: "Did you see that kid dunk that shot and then run from those enchanted girls?"

Paul: "Yeah, what a Jordan R."
by smf399 February 16, 2013
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jordan cox

The most amazingly sexy, strong, moral, ingenious man that will put any other male species to shame, with his intellect AND extremely pleasing genetalia.
by Coxlover February 6, 2018
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Jordan Moment

A moment that gets big haha's from everyone in a 20 km radius. It can cause side effects such as: uncontrollable laughter, unmeasuable dissapointment, tons of embarrassment, mild to severe depression and death.
"yo I just committed 20 acts of arson by accident."
"lol what a Jordan moment"
by jordie jo January 2, 2020
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andre jordan

a hamster in the woods that does nothing but stare into empty space while dreaming about other male hamsters.
andre jordan, also named "dre".
by enquious October 18, 2011
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