The better part of New Jersey. Yes, we have Camden, but overall we are the better half of the state. House prices aren't ridiculous, we have fewer factories, and we have the Jersey Shore. Plus, we roll with Philly, which is a much cleaner and less shitty city than New York.
by Dewey June 21, 2004
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By far the worst of all states in the country...And I've lived in 8 states. I'm only here b/c I have to be(military).
#1 highest taxes in the country.
Ugliest beaches of the east coast.
Jug handles...google it if you don't know what these are.
Roads are all untaken care of and riddled with potholes.
Everything is way more expensive than it would be anywhere else.
Jersey has the most reported cases of Lyme Disease.
Scenery=nothing but ugly pine barrons.
Highest auto insurance in the country.
Overpopulation.
Corruption.
High crime.
Can't afford to live somewhere away from the crime unless you make >$500,000 a year.
#1 highest taxes in the country.
Ugliest beaches of the east coast.
Jug handles...google it if you don't know what these are.
Roads are all untaken care of and riddled with potholes.
Everything is way more expensive than it would be anywhere else.
Jersey has the most reported cases of Lyme Disease.
Scenery=nothing but ugly pine barrons.
Highest auto insurance in the country.
Overpopulation.
Corruption.
High crime.
Can't afford to live somewhere away from the crime unless you make >$500,000 a year.
by AfricanSnowOwl January 24, 2011
Get the New Jersey mug.A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.
JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
by flosie August 3, 2009
Get the Jersey Jesus Walker mug.The dumbest, most retarded state in the U.S. An absolute disgrace to the entire nation, a filthy dump, and full of nothing but skanks and retards who can't talk correctly.
Luckily, they will never be able to understand what any of this says because none of them can read.
Luckily, they will never be able to understand what any of this says because none of them can read.
North Korea: "If you don't stop, we'll nuke New Jersey!*
The entire U.S. population minus New Jersey: "Please do, you'll be doing us all a favor."
The entire U.S. population minus New Jersey: "Please do, you'll be doing us all a favor."
by Homemade_herpatitis January 10, 2018
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If you want to make sure that your mortgage payment is among the highest in the country, live in New Jersey.
The friendliest people are not found in New Jersey.
The friendliest people are not found in New Jersey.
by aquarius32 January 1, 2010
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