Jake

Well, to start off, he'll be the best friend you'll ever have. He'll always be there for you when you need someone. He's very caring,fun, and outgoing. He likes to do crazy stuff with his friends. Always looks on the brightside and is barely down. He'll make you feel special.

Female 1:Hey, is that Jake?

Female 2:Yea!

Female 1:I dare you to say hi to him!

Female 2:but I'm too shy..

Female 1:Fine, I'll say it then.

~~~

Female 1:Hi Jake!! :)

Jake:Heyy. :D

Female 1:**Faints**

Jake:Woaaah, did I do something??

BAM, she just fangirled until she fainted.

by JenMatrixx December 4, 2013

Jake Leg

1. A term to call someone who is an idiot.
2. A term to call someone who has messed something up.
3. A term to call someone who isn't paying attention or who is dumb

Also see dumbass.

1. You jake leg you tryed to steal a cop car?!
2. Why in the hell did you break my CD?! YOU JAKE LEG!
3. Are you listening? Hello? Jake leg...

by Teeloh October 11, 2006

Jake

Someone who has so many elements to their personality you can't ever describe them.

'Woah, did you see that guy? He's obviously a Jake'
'Yeah man, he's an awesome Jake'

by miss.mowor March 3, 2009

Jake

A guy that is so amazingly kind, loving, handsome, strong, and romantic. He is someone who you can't help but fall in love with.

Girl 1: wow you are so lucky to have jake as your boyfriend.

Girl 2: I know.

by Shealeigh November 1, 2014

jake pfeiffer

to have your testicles in a jar and in the possession of a female who requires you to check-in constantly to verify she still has possession. Guys night out is OUT of the question

You are being a jake pfeiffer not taking me to the movies

by only god knows why July 31, 2016

Jake paul

He's apart of "Team 10", Used to be a Disney star until Disney fired him. He's disgusting, disrespectful, racists, homophobic & sexist.

Omg it's just a joke 1!1!1- Jake Paulers

by Mexican tacos August 7, 2017

Jake Paul

A fuckin fuck boi who has no talent or friends who keeps his young disabled autistic fans entertained some how with every type of cancer sprinkled in to every one of his videos or photos or whatever he does for views and money. He couldn't get anywhere in life until his brother decided he felt sorry for the autistic fuck and made him rise up into popularity. His knowledge of society is poor, England is not a city and his dream of hitting 10 million on YouTube is just a myth. He is the reason world peace isn't a thing.

Autistic Girl: Omg Jake Paul is the best, wait why do I have autism again?

by Cure2theAutism September 4, 2017