jacked around

when someone deliberately delays or postpones you, like telling you a bullshit story to buy more time.

I'm tired of getting jacked around by that asshole, I'll take my business somewhere else!

by Marcuserectus February 25, 2014

cracka jacked

getting car jacked by a white person

i was just waiting for the light to turn green when some white dude came up and cracka jacked me

by n1mb0 September 3, 2007

text jacker

When you stupidly leave your phone around a group of 'mates' and they decide to send a message such as "I've always loved you" to everyone in your phone book.

You know you've been victim to a text jacker when your gran sends you a message saying she loves you too!

by [e-mail] February 19, 2009

Bean's Jackstalk

Bean's Jackstalk is what happened when Jack accidentally bent over in front of the beanstalk and it went way up his ass.

Bean's Jackstalk is something all men fear, like the Ruins, except worse.

by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

Swag Jacker

Some who steals wack ass ideas.

Yo nigga lets steal "teach me how to Jerk"
Aight what our name gonna be?
"Cali Dick suckers?"
Na how bout cali swag district?,
Aight and yo Audio push is wack cause they arent swag jackers

by georgewkushhh July 4, 2010

Jacked-Up

1.) To be in a state of disarray, or an undesired position.

I wrecked my truck last night, and the front-end is all jacked-up.

by Gary J. Talley March 19, 2003

i-jacked

To have one's Identity stolen, as in hijacked.

I paid for my 3 rolled taco combo with my credit card, and the cashier stole my credit card number and I-jacked my identity.

by McJohnson June 23, 2006