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Onions have layers

True dat. It is as the great shrek once said, ogres have layers.
"What do ogres have in common with onions? Onions have layers!"
by DankPepeMemeLord69 December 19, 2017
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Have Fun CHILDREN

When children HAVE FUN and do FUN ADULT STUFF
DARRIN:Have Fun CHILDREN
Everyone:SURE BYE I AM GONNA HAVE FUN WITH MY GF
by Ultimate bj man January 13, 2019
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Have we met?

When a stranger text and you are trying to be nice
-Hey
+Hey, Have we met?
by Hojack Borseman October 28, 2020
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you have tard

"you have tard" is said when ever some one says something stupid, saying "you have tard" means that you are retarded.
works best against normies
Jack- Ur mom is homosexual
Marcel- you have tard
Jack- *Fucking melts into water and flesh*
by Lil Spinosaurus May 16, 2018
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Have a little patience

When someone rushes into an attack on Fortnight and exposes the position of the team, resulting in death, other players will say “Just a have a little patience
“Niall just have a little patience
“Just hide in a bush, have a little patience
by Big D 25 January 18, 2018
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If we don't have it...

A fat cow "If we don't have it..."

Hym "Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. You're taking that out of context and you're either doing it deliberately because you're a bitch or you're doing it unintentionally because you're an retard. So... Which is it? Bitch or retard? Retarded bitch? It's probably both. You're probably a retarded bitch. This is exactly why the misogyny. You're doing that to yourself at this point."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
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No-Pillow-Having-Wife

A wife who snuggles on the couch with you without bringing a pillow, and falls asleep, leaving you trapped as a headrest and you don't sleep well, but you still love her more than she loves you after you wake up sore.
My No-Pillow-Having-Wife fell asleep on me like that cute cat in those memes and I had to stay still all night so I didn't wake her up. Now I'm sore, but I still love that bitch more than anything.
by Ixidor Waveharp February 15, 2021
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