Thurnis Haley

A Thurnis Haley is an alcoholic mixed beverage consisting of 2 parts Arnold Palmer and 1 part malt liquor (Olde English 800 preferred) Golf wang.

Phil: Hey Thurnis, this drink has got me bent.
Thurnis Haley: That's the OE. Golf wang.

by Quantumplation June 28, 2011

HALP

1) Help.

2) Favorite word of Code Zero, used when he is in distress.

1) HALP! How do I surf the net!?

2) Aarun: dood rawns not gona do bootz no moer
Code Zero: lol HALP!

by _Doom.Gaze October 2, 2004

happy donkey

happy donkey is code for gay ass. Used as a disguised insult, happy donkey derives from:
Happy = Gay
Donkey = Ass

lou : *trips*
kaiya : you're such a happy donkey
ali : hahahahaha i get it!

by Ayiak January 2, 2008

Happy Christmas

Happy Whatever-Reason-It-Is-That-Im-Giving-You-This-Small-Insignificant-Piece-Of-Crap.

Must be said enthusiastically, and is simmilar to Happy Birthday, but for occasions when it may not be appropriate to say Happy Birthday, ie someones actuall birthday.

person, whilst handing someone somthig of little or no value: Happy Christmas

by cheeseflambe July 20, 2009

happy aquarium

An addictive yet relaxing Facebook application where you can tend an aquarium and raise your own pet fish. You can customize your tank with scenery and items from a virtual store, and earn gold by visiting friends' tanks and selling your adult fish for a profit. As you level up you can buy more fish, and more things become available as decorations.

I finally got level 32 in happy aquarium!

by holyguacamol October 21, 2009

special happy no-no place

that oh so special place between every little boy and girls legs

" I told Father John to keeps his hands off of my special happy no-no place.

by liberty November 19, 2004

happy bit-lated birthday

spoonerism for happy belated birthday.

this message can be posted on a facebook wall between a week to 364 days of the date of the event in question:

- dude, sorry i forgot, happy bit-lated birthday, man.

by augustonovato April 22, 2010