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made from real ginger, can only wear designer brands, sucks toes on the regular (only hairy ones tho). Stay away from anyone whose name is Thurnis bc you can never trust them.

Despite not being able to trust them, people named Thurnis have big dick energy multiplied by 10. They are typically 8 feet tall, and can hold soup and can keep it warm for up to 9 hours and even better they can keep it cold for 15 minutes.

Buy it now and you get 5 more feet to add to your Thurnis (that means 25 toes for it to suck). Thurnis has 5 catchphrases, such as:

“uh i’m tryna do 360s on my moterbike right now so i can’t really talk”,

“seriously leave me alone i’m trying to do 360s”

“don’t make all my catchphrases about 360s”

“people fucking flex their cars? in this game? when i can do a 360 on my moterbike? fucking sit down thots”

“i saw a crackhead rob a trumpet for five (5) trumpets and then it stole my moterbike. the one i do my 360s on”

“live love laugh”

I know i said he has 5 catchphrases, but that’s why you can’t trust him. Stay Woke.
Thurnis is a hooker at the hooker hut, every second Thursday of the month, but only on years that end in 8, catch him while you can;)
thurnis by cringe me up scotty August 13, 2018
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Thurnis Haley 

A Thurnis Haley is an alcoholic mixed beverage consisting of 2 parts Arnold Palmer and 1 part malt liquor (Olde English 800 preferred) Golf wang.
Phil: Hey Thurnis, this drink has got me bent.
Thurnis Haley: That's the OE. Golf wang.

Dirty Thurnis 

A man with a mullet who lets his dick swing as free as his country. Everytime he makes a woman orgasm you hear the sound of bald eagles and the crack of a cold beer.
"You see that Iroc-Z with wrapped in merican flags? I bet thats a Dirty Thurnis."

Thornism 

Having an extreme case of dyslexia, created by Bella Thorne
Anna: How do you spell dysphoria
Liam: d-i-a-s-p-o-r-a
Anna: no it's not, our thornism
Thornism by ashley907 June 6, 2018
Turnism is an illness that effects about one in twenty thousand people. A Turnism sufferer has to face the other way when they are feeling awkward or anxious. Turnism sufferers find it very difficult to meet new people or date, as they often turn their back on the other person within seconds of the first meeting. Turnism sufferers cannot look themselves in the eye, and are very uncomfortable around mirrors. Turnism sufferers, like to eat alone, and will take food to a private place, like a toilet cubicle or broom cupboard. Acute symptoms of Turnism, will lead sufferers to turn their IDs back to front in their wallet and even request to face downwards in their coffin upon their death; which typically occurs through a road traffic accident.
"John, what is wrong with your friend; why is he facing the other way?"
"Don't worry Bill, Peter sufferers from Turnism!"
turnism by Stemol May 11, 2019
Yo ass got that thunished.
thunish by Anonymous August 24, 2003

Turnissa 

Turnissa is a loving person she can be very mean at times but she’s sweet when you give her what she wants ,can be very freaky in the bed ,you don’t want to get on her bad side because she’ll really tell you about yourself..Beautiful intelligent person good vibes,has a beautiful smile and is not to tall but a good height,she got a fat ass !
Turnissa by Layla Crawford October 22, 2019