Hard Profundis

When u gank a jewtiger and he flips u onto ur arse and proceeds to thrust a sword through ur torso for 33 damage with hyper armour and a direct counter to everything

Let's gank this vort, oh shit watch out he's hard profundis happy twat

by Sanja Beserk December 26, 2019

hard as a diamond

it's what you call lei

lei's as hard as a diamond

by birdofpreyprime May 14, 2021

hard seed

A term used to call a man who dresses well and carries top ranking. No one can compete with this man or woman

you is a hard seed. You look so good. Nobody can contest you.

by KilluhBae June 23, 2017

Hard Charger

One who walks with an extremely brisk stride and sense of purpose/authority.

Stacy: Boy, that Sharron is really movin' out!
Ruck: She's a hard charger!

by ghost towne February 17, 2022

Hard-On Sandwich

It is basically a dick in the mouth; kind of like a knuckle sandwich with a dick.

She was hungry so I gave her a hard-on sandwich.

by 011000110 August 25, 2016

The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

by 1badparatrooper July 13, 2019

Hard Spoon

When someone, who is much larger and of the same sex, uncomfortably or forcibly snuggles up behind someone

She seems so sad and vulnerable crying on her bed, I'm going in for a Hard Spoon.....

by Maryjane* December 13, 2017