goon

1. Masturbate
2. Figuratively speaking, to drool over someone or something and be obsessed both in a romantic, sexual or also just in a weeb way as if imaginatively masturbating to them or it (gooner works in this meaning too)

1. I bet he goons to furry porn 🥀💔
2. He goons to MHA, he’s a MHA gooner

by antoano:3 August 23, 2025

Goon Squad

The beat down crew in a maximim security prison. There to beat the hell out of out of control or insubordinate prisoners.

He was going out of his mind so they brought in the goon squad and they beat the shit out of him

by Majestic Cloud April 18, 2020

Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique

The act of an ancient technique used by Tunisian Monks in the early days of the Phoenician wars. They would use a sewing needle and kindle, as well as a flammable substance to create a "ring of fire", strengthening battle spirits before going to war. It involves the sewing of of the tip to the scrotum, then entrancing it with a great flame, one said to never go out. Often paired with great drumrolls in a ancient sanctuary of many other goon techniques, such as French Flicker Gooning and Master Hendrick "Goonmeister" Abel V's signature technique, the founder of the first Flicker Goon Technique.

"I'm entering this years Goon Games with the Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique! Wish me luck!"

"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"

by nblitzed December 21, 2025

goon hag

A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.

Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.

by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016

goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.

“I gotta take a goon piss.”

by GoonPisser April 26, 2024

Tuan on Ahn Goon

When a vietnamese boy named Tuan goons on a vietnamese girl named Ahn.

Last night i saw vietnamese do a Tuan on Ahn Goon!

Definition: He opened a drawer and put his dick inside -> then smashed the drawer against his penis while he watched a vietnamese girl.

by Dudldamm February 2, 2025

Flicker Goon

An advanced method of gooning, typically harder for the pros. (The main point of gooning is to edge for hours.) Flicker gooning typically is a risky methods for pros because they could finish before the minimum time requirement.

“I gooned for 3 hours yesterday!”
“I can flicker goon for 7 seconds”

by B1GB4NK May 27, 2024