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organic mushroom gardening

So this guy texted omg when I told her that I'm pregnant even though I'm a guy and liek I have no idea what omg means so I went to Google to search for what it meant and it means Organic Mushroom Gardening so yeah if you're gonna be pregnant soon and you don't know what omg means then here you go.
Humanoid 1: Dude you are like so pregnant right now!
Humanoid 3: Hey who ate Humanoid 2?
Humanoid 2: bEcAusE 7 aTe 9!
Humanoid 7: ORGANIC MUSHROOM GARDENING!!!
by Akoof May 16, 2019
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Clason Point Gardens

Clason point gardens the greatest place to live.
Stan-Hey man you should come visit Clason point gardens
Mom-I heard it’s nice over there
by Niggalations 12:15 April 11, 2022
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US Botanic Gardens

Brendan they know you are an undercover spy for USBG, this is a warning. lay low in Buenos Aires for a month on this program called CIEE or the English will take the asset. Every couple of days pretend to be "sick" as you will be called on missions to help protect our national security. We will contact you shortly, stay safe, watch for The Big Cheese, and eat some empanadas for us.

Love you Brendan
For classified eyes only, if you aren't Brendan or part of the US Botanic Gardens, then burn in hell, sucka.
by The Small Cheese July 7, 2022
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dirty Olive Garden

the act of shoving an Olive Garden breadstick up one's ass and performing anal sex while using alfredo sauce as lube
"Jenny was horny during dinner so I gave her the dirty Olive Garden
by butter-flies January 24, 2023
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Dirty Olive Garden

the act of shoving Olive Garden salad up one's ass before eating spaghetti
"I was feeling kind of overheated last night so I gave myself a Dirty Olive Garden"
by butter-flies January 24, 2023
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A beautiful garden

After one has tried and lost everything, chased for so long that they no longer bother to attempt anymore. Often caused by the worlds cruelty. Rather than continue to follow a pointless trail, they change and improve themselves, create aspects of themselves that no one has seen before. Their new goal is to bring others to them, instead of chasing.
Jake chased butterflies (girls) for so long he grew tired of it, now he has built a beautiful garden (body, mind, personality) to attract only the best butterflies (girls).
by ChemicalGuy March 8, 2023
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Letting the dog in the garden

Fingering your asshole with a dog biscuit. Using a dog treat as a dildo.
Friend: "Where is Josh? The party starts in like half an hour and we're already late"

You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"
by Pewpew Boom December 21, 2017
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