Guarch

A wet fart that is acidic and can erode underpants

Holy bukkake man! I need to get home, I just guarched

by shanem1996 January 8, 2012

Angel Guarding

Blocking somebody off which leads them to not be able to move; ex. one person keeping someone on one side of a table, chair, room etc.
also applied to angel guarding: bathrooms, doors, cars, etc

"Stop angel guarding the bathroom!"

by Angel Guarder October 8, 2008

Winter guard

A bunch of girls and guys(typically of the gay variety) that dance and spin with flags and do other LGBT things. Typically includes very tight-fitting spandex

Man look at all the spandex on Dom, he must be doing winter guard

by Reginald buffwanger October 25, 2018

spin that guap

1. Spend that money

Guap- A considerable amount of money

I'm gonna spin that guap till the early mornin.

by SarayurrhomieG June 23, 2008

fox guarding the chicken coop

Known to liberals as "gay adoption." Involves giving orphans to gays to raise and use as sexual playthings.

Normal American 1:
"Hey, why the hell are those two men feeling up that young boy? I'm getting my gun."

Normal American 2:
"You'll go to jail, its all legal thanks to the democrats."

Normal American 1:
"What the fuck! This is the fox guarding the chicken coop."

by Rick Virginia May 30, 2009

guap

Spooge, semen, semenal fluid,or the "meat" in a "taco" from taco bell.

Jack covered jill's face with guap during his money shot.

I'd like a bean burrito with extra guap, please.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

ROFL guarded

When playing Warcraft 3's online game Are U A Retard and getting kill by a ROFL guard(A.k.A felguard)

LOL!! that noob just got ROFL guarded !!

by Utonduragu June 16, 2008