Freshen-Up

The gum that goes.......SQUIRT!

Young Boy: Did you see that new commercial for Freshen Up?

Younger Boy: Oh, you mean the one with the soccer chick inserting the piece of gum slowly and discretely into her gaping mouth, meanwhile the voice-over is repeatedly saying "here it comes, here it comes…." ?

Young Boy: I hate you.

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Fresno

Good: Short drive to many other destinations in the state. Summer weather is hot, but usually not unbearable. Cheaper real estate than elsewhere in California.

Bad: Very bad fog after rain. Winter is miserably cold, despite not being cold enough to snow more than a few flurries every ten years. Rush hour gridlocks on Shaw and Herndon near the freeways and 41 at 180 (though traffic here certainly beats LA's infamous 405). Many rough roads (repairs on 99 are LONG overdue). Not a whole lot to do, either, despite the beautiful new Savemart Center arena.

Ugly: Air pollution. Many parts of the city south of Shaw Avenue are not very pretty (especially downtown, effectively just a government center and expansive homeless refuge).

Fresno's downtown, despite efforts by the City Council, has never fully recovered from the initial growth northward many decades ago.

by ts3433 December 11, 2004

getting fresh

talking back, being rude to authority

hey wanna hang out?" "cant" "why not?" "im grounded for getting fresh with my dad

by macky.5 August 2, 2010

Freshman Friday

In many high schools Fridays are celebrated by putting freshmen in garbage cans or stuffing them in lockers. It's amazing how creative the upperclassmen can get actually.

I used to look forward to stripping down the frosh and making them form sexual pyramids on top of each other until the administration turned gay and called it "hazing".

by Lis May 7, 2005

fresher fishing

An activity engaged in by older students during fresher week, where they prey on freshers seeking sexual satisfaction.

Come on Pete, there's plenty of new meat, let's go fresher fishing.

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

fresh gear friday

Always wear your freshest (newest/tightest/most gangster/pimpest/gear that pulls the most bitches) gear on friday because nobody gives a flying fuck what you wear saturday night.

Dude, isn't my pink polo fresh?

Yeah, but not as fresh as this walmart thermal i'm rocking for my fresh gear friday!

by Snug G. Fresh December 13, 2004

Freshman Lover

a person, usually 18 or older, that's interested in the opposite sex, around the age of a highschool freshman.

theirs only a 7 year age gap between u and that freshman, freshman lover

by gary klapkowski December 1, 2007