Barley Fairy

When you are drinking beer in colder temperatures l, or the beer itself is a certain temperature opposite of the climate where it isnt refreshing anymore and causes a jaw-clenching pain in the bottom-back of your cheeks upon beer-sip contact due to your overloading of barely. This pain is a visit from the the Barely Fairy whom reminds us all to keep beer refreshing and at a responsible temperature while reminding to space beer sips out in colder temperatures with hard liquor or non-barley foods. The Barely Fairy has a mom tattoo, bandana and bad stubble and floats like a genie but is still a mythical creature like the Tooth Fairy with very little physical evidence; just folklore. He does't grant wishes; just gives you a sharp cheek pain probably caused by his domestic-violence genie punch.

Brent: "*ow* chuggin beer stings on this windy cool day; I think I got visited by the Barley Fairy."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."

by Jordan November 28, 2021

Rice Fairy

A very flamboyant Asian Man kinda like Richard Simmons but Asian.

I was in china town during gay pride week and there was nothing but rice fairy's everywhere .

by depravity69 December 20, 2021

pick-up-yo-crap-fairy

A nameless person who always seems to pick up your messes/crap when they find it.

Example 1.
Parent 1: "Go clean your room! I'm not your pick-up-yo-crap-fairy!"
Example 2.
Parent 2: "Well I see the pick-up-yo-crap-fairy came today..."

by Robo-Chick April 25, 2009

little german fairy

A gay, drunk, German midget blowing some guy through a glory hole

The little German fairy had fun last night.

by Little English man November 15, 2017

Five Finger Fairy

When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.

Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter

"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"

by Paleslayer May 31, 2018

The Digital Fairy

A mystical being commonly found scrollin' behind a screen or two, a Digital Fairy prances across the internet & youth culture swirling up knowledge to turn beige briefs into stunnin' werk with its pixie dust 🧚 ♀️

"Wtf is a Digital Fairy?"

"Yah! Digital fairy! Here to make digi works! Digi diet! Digi Couture!"

"Should've gone to The Digital Fairy"

by tynnosaur January 21, 2019

An in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation

Two songs that sound extremely similar but different at the same time

"Dude, these two songs sound similar yet different at the same time"
"That's an in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation

by Expressionism Empress May 1, 2023