facedesk

A term invented and used by trolls, children and people who are mentally impaired to demonstrate their desperate need to tell others that facepalm is not strong enough to express their objection to a previous statement.

Facedesk is commonly represented by a crude demotivational poster including a picture of a person with their head pressed against a desk and the word Facedesk either on the picture or underneath. This is used as a desperate attempt to enhance the impact of the term.

Facedesk would fit between the more commonly used facepalm and wallbash.

Fair enough, I've got a fast Internet connection and I haven't even played online. I see Gran Turismo as a game to play alone to get the money and buy cars to do certain races, and tune the cars up. Racing with AI is fun, and racing against the clock is fun as hell as well!

All I do when I think of "online" in GT5 is...

FACEDESK

BECAUSE SOMETIMES, PALMS AREN'T ENOUGH

by FireDragon7 December 11, 2010

shit faced

this is when you drink too much and it lookes like ur fucked up

dam im shit faced i gotta get some coffee

by luv myself October 8, 2006

Fahed

Who Cares he smells like curry,tans right!!!Nuff respect 2 my favrit asian Fahed,he is a ghetto paki!!Big Up Shabberz aswell!!

"safe Fahed!""what kinda got damm bullshit is dis???""im sorry fahed,i told u im shit at makin curry!!""U MUTHAFAHED!!!!!!!"

by LyRiCaL BaDbWaI M.C!!!!!! August 12, 2003

baby faced

Blowing your load aka baby spunk all over a girls face.

when a girl is giving you a blowjob , and right as you are about to come you pull it out of her mouth and jerk it on her face. Now that is called getting baby faced.

by Bob Saget II March 4, 2007

Open Faced Sloppy Jim

When you cum all over Jim's long face then try wiping the cum all over his face.

Every weekend Jim likes to have an Open Faced Sloppy Jim.

by P+Man April 4, 2011

ghost faced killah

An inexperienced (usually younger) partier who tries and hang with the big boys. Tells stories about things that never happened to try to be cool. will drink and smoke weed for about an hour turn white and give excuses about why he is the " ghost faced killah". Extra points if Candaian.

Ryan: Logan do you feel ok?

Logan: (starting to look pale) I'm cool I just need some air.

Lawrence: Damn fool, you're the ghost faced killah tonite!

by lboog December 15, 2008

Dog-Faced Boy

dude covers his face with crazy glue and does a straight up face plant on his lady's crotch. in a jerking motion; removes his face from her crotch, revealing his new facial hair. the move is completed when the man goes "ruh ruh ruhruhruhruh" growling, like a dog.

my babe doesn't need to get waxed anymore because i totally gave her a dog-faced boy.

my dog was so jealous of me when he saw my new dog-faced boy.

i couldn't afford a brazilian, so for our one-year anniversary, my man gave me a dog-faced boy.

by MCAA, Bithes420 & Sparkle Foot February 28, 2011