Forrest Gumping

One day, for no particular reason, you just feel like doing something. And you don't stop until you're done.

One day, for no particular reason, I decided to have a little beer. When I finished the beer, I thought i'd drink another. By the end of the night, I drank 47 beers and passed out. I sure was Forrest Gumping!

by SkipperNaut April 28, 2017

Foreskin Goblin

When the landlord crawls out from under your bed and demands foreskin as a form of payment for rent.

"The Foreskin Goblin keeps taking my foreskin every month and chews it between his TEETH! LIKE PORK RINDS!"

by EthanBlue September 16, 2018

Foreskin Fondue

The cheesy warm relish that lines the inside of an uncircumcised male's foreskin

Karen was excited to finally give her new boyfriend Todd a blow job but as she headed towards his groin she noticed a feint odour and a cheese like substance in the end of his uncircumcised dick. Karen's excitement turned to horror at the sight of his Foreskin Fondue

by Fozzie's Bear May 26, 2019

foreskin slayer

Someone who nibbles then rips off foreskin from ones Genitals.

Lauren became the foreskin slayer when she went battle Joe to rip off his foreskin.

by QueenK7 August 25, 2021

Foreskin Wallet

(n.) A pouch made of foreskin from a penis of an uncircumcised male for storage.

Cashier: "You're 35 cents short sir."
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"

by hoodedgenius October 15, 2021

The Forrest Gump Effect

To have a long, long conversation with complete stranger that creates an epic story about your past often in awkward locations such as elevators, park benches, bus stops, or even waiting rooms.

Also, you win if you include football, chocolate, shrimp or running insane distances.

Guy 1: I went to get checked up at the doctor's, but I totally got the Forrest Gump Effect by some old guy. I sat there for five hours without realizing my name was called.

Guy 2: Damn....

by G-Ender July 21, 2010

The Forrest Hump

When you cut the shit, skip the foreplay and go straight to dry humping completely naked.
The Penis must come into direct contact with the vagina but CANNOT enter otherwise it's just sex.
It ends when either party gets bored or friction becomes too painful to bare (either way it's fucking lit)

Emily: "Oh yeah Callum go down on me"
Callum: "No No No, I'm only about The Forrest Hump"
Emily: "Go on then baby, grab my leg and rub me raw"

by Dr.Y .Humpfries January 6, 2019