filtr

"Father I'd Like To Root"

A Father that still has the goods despite his obvious age and maturity. Chicks sick of young knobs crave Filtr's intelligence and big swags of cash.

By cripes Jane, look at that Filtr, Would I love a bit of that tonight

by Pop_rocks October 16, 2008

Fifth Third

(fif-thurd). Formerly known as "head ache". New term for the pounding sensation felt in the frontal lobe of a person's brain while dealing with the "banksters" at Fifth-Third.

I can't effin believe the banksters at Fifth-Third. They charge *3 TIMES* the going rate for POS devices that are subject to FAILURE by power brown out even when said p.o.s. devices are on a high quality surge protector. And then they refuse to warranty the devices even for one second. All that bailout money and yet they still go all usury on a guy for equipment costs. Wow, just dealing with the prix has given me a POUNDING Fifth Third.

by Vitamin-E April 12, 2011

Filterblast

A Filterblast is a drag (puff, pull, toke, etc.) that is taken from any rolled tobacco product (with a built-in filter; i.e. Cigarettes, Cigarillos) that has burned too close to the filter. The filter of most rolled tobacco products is made from fiberglass and, while fiberglass serves as a good tobacco filter, it is certainly not meant to be inhaled into human lungs. The effects of a Filterblast are unmistakable -an immediate semi-constriction of the upper esophageal sphincter, an unpleasant burning sensation throughout the lungs, and, in some cases, harsh coughing.

A Filterblast usually occurs for at least one of the following reasons: a) The Filterblasting individual in question is low on tobacco and desires to make use of every last bit of their supply, thus causing them to take that last regrettable drag that burns up part of the filter; b) The individual is intoxicated and is unaware of the fact that the cherry on their tobacco product has burned so close to the filter.

a) Glancing at the single cigarette left in his pack, Johnny wonders how he will make his tobacco supply last until tomorrow's payday. Sizing up the burning cigarette in his hand, he wonders if he can get one last drag out of it so that he can hold off on lighting his last one for a while. Toking his cigarette, he quickly pulls it away from his lips and starts to choke. Johnny has clearly made a bad judgment call, as his final toke turned out to be a Filterblast.

b) Stumbling back to the bonfire at a bush party, Billy takes a long pull on his cigarette. Upon inhaling, his chest seizes up and he begins to cough. It is at this point that he realizes that he has just taken a Filterblast.

by JPaps December 19, 2011

Filterized

To alter ones image

When ratchet girls take pictures of their filterized ass

by Smalls cub October 9, 2019

Spooky filter

A blue camera filter that filmmakers choose to use because they think it will create a "spooky" atmosphere, but it is in fact, for lack of better word, stupid.

DUUUUUUDE!!! Did you see dead silence? Spooky filter...not cool.

by Dean Datre November 29, 2007

the fifth

Beethoven's Symphony no. 5

It's like calling Yale "New Haven" to separate people who are familiar with the composer (or the Ivy League school) from those who don't.

You: "Yeah the fifth was amazing of course but I really love listening to contemporary composers like Phillip Glass"
Them: "The what?"

by Vagabond Sailor December 7, 2017

Revenge of the Fifth

1. A holiday that happens on May 5th. People celebrate Sith and other villainous characters from the Star Wars series on this day.
2. A holiday that was created by Star Wars fans who hate the fact that Disney is using May the Fourth to make money.

1.

Nerd 1: Who’s your favorite Sith?
Nerd 2: Darth Plageuis the Wise. Why do you ask?
Nerd 1: Because it’s Revenge of the Fifth!

2. Why do you celebrate May the Fourth? You should celebrate Revenge of the Fifth!

by Darth Plageuis the Wise June 2, 2018