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Family Office

An office (real or metaphorical) in which the wealth of a family or families is managed. Contrary to what JD says, a family office does not require $100M. And M stands for one million.
Yeah, he hit his FU number and now just runs his $10M family office.
by FFJD May 19, 2023
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fucked famous

"Fucked famous" is a term used to describe someone who became famous after getting fucked and well known for it (ie. pornstars, popular cheerleaders etc) or even people that became "super" celebrities after a sex tape was released like Paris Hilton or her friend Kim Kardashian and the many others that gained media attention after doing the deed.

Some people are born famous, others are fucked.
Guy 1: Hey dude... Paris Hilton really gets all the attention even though she does virtually fuck all!

Guy 2: Yeah man, she was fucked famous.
by realitysabitch April 23, 2009
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no family rule

The No Family Rule is a clearly defined standard in joke telling. Passed down generation by generation from our forefathers who developed the oral story telling tradition after many an altercation resulted from poorly delivered witticisms. The rule states that “no person may, at the expense of a handicapped and/or health impaired third party, pass any humorous remark where such humour stems from said handicap and/or health impairment UNLESS the deliveror has a family member (no more than once removed) with that same handicap and/or health impairment”.
Dude, Jimmy just dropped a AIDS joke and I know for a fact he's got no family with the "slow puncture". Clear breach of the No Family Rule... uncool.
by ConcernedThirdParty October 21, 2013
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funny family problems

Funny family problems are something we all probably suffer from. So what are they your dad cracking the same non funny Christmas cracker joke that he's been using since last Christmas. Or grandad trying to tell a joke that he forgets the punch line to .Or your little sibling telling an ok joke and then over explaining it. If none of this happens to you then think your self lucky and have pity for the rest of us who do have it .
Dad : nock nock
You : who's there
Dad : doctor
You : doctor who
Dad : said it yourself
You : moan groan funny family problems
by #@funnyprops.defintions December 28, 2013
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Cheeseburger Family

Introduced by Jack Stauber (artist and musiciant), a Cheeseburger Family represents the stereotypical "perfect" family : A couple of kids, one baby, a dad and a mom, all of that in a big house and with a lot of wealth. It may seems like a perfect family but is in reality very simple-minded.
The term "Cheeseburger" is used because it represents something almost everybody likes.
"Look at this Cheeseburger Family in this TV Movie"
by lyceo May 1, 2020
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homemade family

A family that is associated with a close bond, and seemingly high morals. For example, they may be vegetarian or own a family pet account, or coddle their children. They are referred to as 'homemade' as this word also has implications that if someone endorses homemade products, they are ethically superior to the norm.
'Ben's mum came to watch him at sports day'
'They're such a homemade family'
by sprinklyflaps November 28, 2021
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new killer family

gee that band was new killer family know what i'm saying? word up dawg peace and love
by cats mababes March 24, 2010
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