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A style of sexual intercourse during which the guy bangs the girl at an accelerated pace, with more emphasis on speed than quality.
"He Fed Ex'd the shit out of me last night"
Fed Ex by plowerranger November 15, 2009
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my boyfriends psycho ex 

A crazy bitch who hates you because her man picked you over her. She continually gets involved with your relationship and is just generally crazy.
My boyfriends psycho ex keeps stalking our lives.

Flex on ya ex 

Daneuh; "yo sof did ya flex on ya ex this weekend"
Sofeuh; "nah man I ain't got a dick to flex in ma ex"
Flex on ya ex by Daneuhsbae January 27, 2017

Obsessed ex girlfriend

One psycho girl who doesn't get the picture that you don't want to hang out with her and you don't want to spend time with her. Becomes a problem when you have a new girlfriend and constantly tries to be a caddy bitch and to get involved when the guy loves his new girlfriend more than he loved his "obsessed ex girlfriend".
O.E.G: oh my god i cry every day i'm an obsessed ex girlfriend and i can't live without you
Guy: I'm with my new girlfriend and i love her.
O.E.G: but i'm in love with you please come back to me
Guy: no i don't think we'll ever work out again, i love my new girlfriend.
O.E.G: please i'll buy you an M3 BMW!!
Obsessed ex girlfriend by Hannig September 26, 2005

deus ex machina 

a) an improbable or unexpected device or character that suddenly appears to resolve a situation

b) something that makes no sense but is added so that the story can end
a) the naval officer in lord of the flies is a deus ex machina

b) wasnt all them surviving in 2012 a deus ex machina?

extractus ex anum 

A scientific term for arguments, facts and definitions that an author seems to have pulled out of their ass.
Upon closer examination, it turns out that creationists typically use facts and definitions that most scientists can only describe as being extractus ex anum.
extractus ex anum by SeekerFromAA December 9, 2008