Bastardised English

American English.

"Dude, it's colour, not color, neighbour, not neighbor, grey, not gray. Stop speaking bastardised!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

english kiss

English kiss a kiss which is known to progress into some sexual activity

English kiss and then become sexually aroused and have sex

by rach1234567899 August 3, 2007

Flight Engineer

A third cockpit crew member who has to babysit pilots in planes that do not carry enough automation to allow them to read the newspaper during the entire route of flight.

A simple way to know whether a particular duty is the responsibility of the pilots or the flight engineer is to ask whether it is fun or causes one to receive glory or recognition. If the answer is 'no', then it's the flight engineer's job.

by Yackoff Smearnoff October 10, 2003

english joint

hand-rolled cigarrettes laced with marijuana. sometimes called "work pot". its supposed to get you high but not so high that it will make you unproductive.

oi! give the lad an english joint and get him to work on that tune!

by adamramone October 3, 2007

English Shower

An alternative to showering. Instead of having a normal shower, using shampoo and soap, you have an English shower, which consists of covering your fetid body with deodorant.

Fuck, I stink and I have no time to wash, I guess I'll just have to have an English Shower

by Gareth88 April 24, 2006

English

The best looking women with the sexiest accents on this beautiful little rock we call Earth. This coming from a Scottish man.

"Your accent, it's the classiest sound I've ever heard in all my days."
"Yes you handsome Scottish devil, that's because I'm English!"

by Lord of Judging Women October 9, 2008

Englished

to be Englished — v. to be unnecessarily addressed, and/or assisted (verbally or by means of written script) in pidgin English (by some ignorant but well-meaning local, rather than in the local language. ). This will usually happen to ex-pats, especially in countries still developing and/or with little exposure/ to foreigners and with poor international level education, like Japan.

"I got Englished in the bookstore this afternoon by an old Japanese hag asking me where I was from. Then I got bloomin' Englished again in the "Pig and Whistle", handed a gobbledegook Romaji menu after I'd already ordered in Japanese, for feck's sake..."

by Deke Miller April 13, 2007