earlicker

Normally a man wanting to lick the ear of another man, generally to the gays.

Peter is a earlicker.

by Breener14 September 27, 2007

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earl

the lamest guy on the planet.

earl is the lamest guy within 50 miles of this place

by cooolest chick in the world July 6, 2011

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earlybirditude

Rising earlier than one would like due to both unrelenting back pain and rambunctious felines playing on the bed.

After many attempts to sleep despite the above, finally climbing out of bed to quickly locate coffee, food, and pain relievers, only to be shocked once again at the genius of night owls; thus I now have earlybirditude (great morning cheerfulness).

by tiredone May 22, 2008

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virgin sweaty earl

a sweaty earl without the cum.

See sweaty earl. same scenario, minus the cum.

by crazy focher July 30, 2004

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earlshittinlamerboomer

An earlshittinlamerboomer is a huge shit taken in one sitting that is compiled to excede the threshold water limit in your toilet bowl. Also, a nasty large piece of turd left in one's toilet that sticks out above the water in your toilet.

I just took an earlshittinlamerboomer and man does it stink!...or Just left an earlshittinlamerboomer in your toilet dude----nasty!!!

by supersport350 September 4, 2011

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