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Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!
by JCEG November 25, 2006
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dogsgawelmeh

A situation when a group of students couldn't get enough fund to organise a party, so they resorted to prostitution and selling crack for skanky whores
Kwan,"dogsgawelmeh!!"
Ken,"word up yo"
Skanky whore,"i want crack!!"
by wert one zero seven November 21, 2004
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Eat a dogshit

An instruction that should be given when a request is made that one performs some request that is currently out of one's capacity or willingness to execute. Particularly apt if the requestor has a genuine grievance. Can be prefixed with the word 'Go'.
Andrew : We'll have to stop smoking cigarettes in here because the smoke is giving Wayne a sore throat.

Dan : Eat a dogshit, Wayne
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Person a : Can you give me back that fiver I lent you?
Person b : Go eat a dogshit.
by o-corny April 3, 2010
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dogsexual

People who are dogsexual are often furries and people nobody wants to hangout with.
Shane Dawson: I can't stand dogsexuals, be catsexual today.
by Nyaichinisannyaarigato April 23, 2021
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dogshit

Aw crap! I just stepped in dogshit!
by Wes64 October 29, 2011
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dog's dick

1. A poor example of its type.
2. Something that is broken or failing, often mechanical.

The opposite of dogs bollocks. Mainly British use.
'That was a dog's dick of a chat up, mate.'
'That CG125 of yours is a dog's dick.'
by black_dog March 27, 2007
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dogswain

A forgetful, possibly alcoholic, computer science lecturer.
Brayshaw is a dogswain.
by Lecture Theatre A July 25, 2008
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