When you say your cleaning your fish tank but your actually having a piss and your friends can hear you over the Xbox mic
by Ultimate Truth Teller December 14, 2012
Get the Dan Mahermug. why is there seeds in my dugout?, Dan Daum is the greatest baseball player of all time, his son ryan is also the greatest player of all time. He loves his chocolate milk and ham sandwhiches so you better not touch them, or you will be punished
by BLACKBALLS3D March 3, 2022
Get the Dan Daummug. while watching the newly released film Twilight a female straddles you and whilst grinding your lap, you blow in you pants causing a nickle sized cum stain to appear on your pants and the female passes out in laughter.
yo i was over this niggas house things got really hot and heavy long story short he gave me a premo dan
by blumpkinboynov April 4, 2009
Get the premo danmug. Dan and Phil, or dnp are two youtubers.
They are "not dating".
Their shipname is phan and the fandom is called The Phandom.
Both came out as gay or queer in June.
They have shared an apartment for the last ten years or so.
If you think of Dan, you think of Phil and vice versa.
Dan is known as Daniel Howell on youtube (previously Danisnotonfire,but don't call him
that or he'll delete your kneecaps).
Phil (full name is Phil Lester) is known as AmazingPhil.
In addition, they share a gaming channel called DanAndPhilGames. (It's great!)
Go watch them, you won't regret it.
They are "not dating".
Their shipname is phan and the fandom is called The Phandom.
Both came out as gay or queer in June.
They have shared an apartment for the last ten years or so.
If you think of Dan, you think of Phil and vice versa.
Dan is known as Daniel Howell on youtube (previously Danisnotonfire,but don't call him
that or he'll delete your kneecaps).
Phil (full name is Phil Lester) is known as AmazingPhil.
In addition, they share a gaming channel called DanAndPhilGames. (It's great!)
Go watch them, you won't regret it.
Person 1: Did you hear about Dan coming out?
Person 2: You mean Dan as in Dan and Phil, right? Or am I missing out?
Person 2: You mean Dan as in Dan and Phil, right? Or am I missing out?
by DistractedBandPhan August 5, 2019
Get the Dan and Philmug. by sozdatel March 9, 2021
Get the dan shrimpmug. Person 1: I don’t, I don’t need you…
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
by Danthedirtnumber3fan November 27, 2022
Get the Dan the Dirtmug. by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 17, 2023
Get the Handy Danmug.