when a cum dumpster takes an unusually large load and short circuits neurons never used sending them into an epileptic like seizure.
by samsarai February 23, 2011
Get the Cum Seizure mug.When you are having sexual activity with your partner - and you're running late for something, so once you've ejaculated, you quickly leave, so you can get to where you need to be.
"I was running late for the board meeting yesterday, but Mandy really wanted it, so I fucked her from behind, squirted my load all over her ass then quickly left"
"You mean you had to cum and go?"
"Yeah - exactly"
"You mean you had to cum and go?"
"Yeah - exactly"
by Have ahh Choo June 29, 2008
Get the Cum and go mug.1. When a male or female has just had anal sex and they proceed to fart afterwards.
2. After one cums in their partners ass, their partner proceeds to fart. This usually ends up causing a bit of a splatter. Sometimes a neat sound effect.
3. A kind of porno, usually consisting of a male and a female. THe male buttfucks her and she farts cum.
2. After one cums in their partners ass, their partner proceeds to fart. This usually ends up causing a bit of a splatter. Sometimes a neat sound effect.
3. A kind of porno, usually consisting of a male and a female. THe male buttfucks her and she farts cum.
1.
Man 1: Oh dude it was so nasty!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I was having anal sex with Jenny last night and about 5 minutes later she lets out this enormous cum fart
Man 2: That is nasty...
2. "Dude did you here about Jenny last night...she cum farted right after fucking mike."
3.
Go to google.
Type in cum farters
Click on one of the links.
Try to watch it.
Man 1: Oh dude it was so nasty!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I was having anal sex with Jenny last night and about 5 minutes later she lets out this enormous cum fart
Man 2: That is nasty...
2. "Dude did you here about Jenny last night...she cum farted right after fucking mike."
3.
Go to google.
Type in cum farters
Click on one of the links.
Try to watch it.
by MoRPHiNe June 11, 2006
Get the cum fart mug.Any liquid or gel of somehow questionable origin. Phrase is usually delivered in a very excited or very deadpan voice. It comes from a Lewis Black comedy routine:
"You ever read the ingredients in sunblock? I’ve never seen those words anywhere. You don’t even know what you’re putting on your face, do you? You go, “Oh no, the sun’s out!” It could be zebra cum; you don’t know. You may not like that joke, but you don’t know."
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Joe: I found this unopened bottle without a label down by the river.
Bob: It could be zebra cum; you don't know!
Alison: How do they make this liquid makeup?
Jane: Zebra cum.
Bob: It could be zebra cum; you don't know!
Alison: How do they make this liquid makeup?
Jane: Zebra cum.
by jaberwocky January 10, 2009
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by Shepface June 20, 2011
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