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Cooning

The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.

Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.
Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"
by HoChiSock May 17, 2023
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Coon muncher

Someone who is a coon eating another coon for pleasure.
by Demarcus the 3rd March 22, 2022
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coon

Coon a word you to describe a very gang related black person
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Coon cannon

During the slave trade weapons may be used towards disobeying black slaves. If a black slave refused to work the will be punished with a weapon, this was called a coon cannon.
I swear to fucking god Tyrone if you don’t start picking that pissing cotton up I’ll whip out me fuckin massive Dong slap ye with it an then blow ye bastard head off with a coon cannon.
by Wet wipe April 17, 2019
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An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.
as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
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Coon

Cooler way of saying "Cancun".
Tom: Hey man, what are you up to this weekend? Wanna hit up the local bars?
Chris: Ah, can't man. I'm gonna be in the Coon this weekend!
by justonedrink June 6, 2017
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Coon Head

A Coon Head is a dark skinned nigga with who has the most nappy head. A head so nappy it's compared to no other a head so nappy that their thoughts get trapped inside A HEAD SO NAPPY THAT BIRDS BUILD NEST INSIDE
Nigga #1: DAMMMMMN TYRONE YOU LOOK LIKE THE AVERAGE COON HEAD
Tyrone: NIGGA RELAX DON'T LET THE HOES SEE GET ME PIK
BIRDS: CAW CAW TYRONE KEEP THAT NAPPY HEAD OF YOURS SO I CAN FATHER MY CHILDREN
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