condom light

The small light inside a vehicle, usually located around the rearview mirror that allows just enough light to see to put on a condom.

Girl: Lucky you are gonna have to turn on your condom light so I can see to put this on you.

Guy: What do you mean, this thing is ten inches. A blind man could see that.

by lucky 2007 December 28, 2007

condom

it is something that u put penis, it helps you not make baby's, because the partners vagina will open super wide in 9 months and a baby will pop out of it and scare everyone with its crazy yelling.

I put A condom on my erect penis so i didn't make a baby.

by jamie February 2, 2004

Concord, North carolina

tiny little town with a lot of excitement. small town drama don't get better than this. kind of like cheers, where everybody knows your name. the town keeps getting bigger and so does the talk. Half hour outside of Charlotte, North Carolina.

I'm in Concord, North Carolina and I don't ever want to leave.

by jessi_nichole October 4, 2008

jesus condom

a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that Jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all. it makes sense, trust me.

so, basically, sex without a condom.

Yeah, me and Janet hit it off with a jesus condom last night.

by asbo August 17, 2006

Concorde

Derogatory word for a person with a very large nose. The expression is a humorous one as it plays on the word conk and the fact that the aeroplane of the same name had a long pointed nose cone.

Person: (Points and exclaims as a person endowed with an abnormally large proboscis walks by) Bloody hell, look at Concorde over there!

by Funky Gibbon22 June 21, 2011

monster condom

When you take a shit so large it dwarfs over your dick, you wrap a shower curtain around it and tear that person's rectum open. Stretch it front to back.

#monster #condom #dwarf #shower #curtain

"Bruh i gave that guy a great monster condom session! He waddled for a week! Poor dog...

by BigBuffBoi November 16, 2017

Condolations

When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.

You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...

by Steve Day December 30, 2008