mandurah baptist college 

A school where stuck up hoes go when the rest of Mandurah wishes to bash them up.

A Christian school where teacher believe being a single mother is a sin against yourself and god.
This school is over 10 years old but not a single person actually likes it there.

Examples of punishment:
Sendout; noun
A punishment where a serious rule has been broken, there are three classes of a sendout

1: an inside sendout
2: a minor outside sendout

3: a major sendout usually leading to a suspension.

Mandurah baptist college is a private school within the Mandurah, Lakelands area

Mbc child 1: this school is lit, i dab on my haters and use fidget spinner to release stress.
Mbc child 2: man this school is terrible, the year sevens suck!
Mbc child 3: I accidentally got wet in the rain now I have a sendout.
Mbc child 4: excuse me 'mbc child 4' but that is a sin, go pray before I slap you knees!

mandurah baptist college by Child knapper August 18, 2017

highly rejective college 

1. Institutions with high rejection rates in undergraduate admission, which typically have more financial resources
and a low number of undergraduate students.

Is it me or does it seem that highly rejective colleges only want to enroll students they'll have to teach and support the least in order to get them to graduate "prepared" for career? --Akil Bello

highly rejective college by TBWeasel April 14, 2021

John Ferneley College 

A prison complex resembling a school with a fetish for overplaying its mediocre achievements.

'Hey all, John Ferneley College is the best school in the UK.' *Checks nervously to see if the gun is still being pointed* 'Yes... b-best school in the world'

John Ferneley College by BeanzMeenzHeinz June 10, 2021

Fulton Montgomery Community College 

A shitty college with a shitty parking lot located in the shithole of Johnstown, Ny. Most of the professors are past retirement age, disability accommodations are rarely taken seriously, and you‘ll discover brand new smells of body odor. If you want to experience mental breakdowns, worry lines, sudden weight gain, Fulton Montgomery Community College is the place for you! Oh and just about everyone you meet there is an absolute cunt. Only at FM!

I used to have faith in humanity then I went to Fulton Montgomery Community College

Fulton Montgomery Community College by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 May 31, 2023

Aquinas College 

Aquinas College is a school made for boys who think they are top shit, but realistically are socially retarded, big foreheaded, snobby faggots who harass chicks for nudes, they also get handed everything and have parents who wave money in everyones faces.

hell cool wannabe eshays.

they are known for being some of the biggest fuckboys, yet don't even pull.

often wear there aquinas hats outside of school to let people know they go there.
Majority are also the size of my toe.

Aquinas College guy: I'm gonna fuck u so hard, surely send, u are so hot, I wanna eat u out so bad

* sees girl in person, can't even say hi*
* stands in corner awkwardly in his wannabe eshay wear*

Aquinas College by wehateacxx May 13, 2019

Cuesta College 

A Community College in and around San Luis Obispo, California. Cuesta is affectionately (or not so affectionately) referred to as Harvard by the Highway, Princeton by the Prison, Yale by the Jail, UCC, UC Cuesta, and UCQ. It's a good school, that (from what I've heard) has a good nursing program. Students who choose to save their parents (or themselves) thousands of dollars per year get unnecessary flak from jealous kids whose parents forked over large sums of cash to send them straight to four year schools. Cuesta College has some excellent professors and a few mediocre ones. Contrary to beliefs held by some, it is possible to get out of Cuesta in two years, and many of the students are quite ambitious and/or didn't slack off in high school. Cougar pride!!!

I got good grades and took AP classes in high school, and I'm going to Cuesta College because I don't want to make my parents broke.

AND I'm laughing in your face because I'm taking the same general ed classes as you, but for a fraction of the price.

(From 2 actual conversations)
"Yeah I'm going to college; I go to Cuesta!"
"Yeah, but you're only going to junior college."

"Are you going to Cuesta? That's cool, you're taking the easy way."

Cuesta College by cuestastudentandproudofit October 12, 2011

Myddelton College 

1. (noun) a world or adverb or verb, for a shit hole and place where parents send their unwanted children.

2. Also used in slang for cum umbrellas

Make sure to use a Myddelton college

Myddelton College by knobheadery March 19, 2021