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Christan

Ugly pharmaceutical meth head who falls through windows. She brushes her teeth with cat shit and looks like a boy DONT FUCK WITH CHRISTAN!! STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS
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by Pussydominator2000 July 25, 2019
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Christ-O's

The breakfast of online kid who refuse to die.

In games such as halo 3, Call of duty 4 and many others.
Guy 1: Bro that guy ate his Christ-O's this morning !

Guy 2: Man i know i wish i had mine this morning.
by Randy-J September 13, 2009
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Christabel

A hippie who somkes to much weed but is undeniably a great person
Woah man! That chick smoking a blunt over there is totally a christabel!
by Chig.bungus January 9, 2019
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i saved christ

Some n00b faggot who frequents in LUEChat.

His hobbies contain attempting to be cool, trying to make friends online, and having absolutely no life at all.

If you catch him in LUEChat (which is hard not to, considering he's there 24 hours a day), he'll usually be bragging about his online popularity (or lack thereof) and his slow typing speed.

Avoid this nigger at all costs.
You're a lifeless piece of garbage with no friends and the brain capacity of a retarded parrot? You must be i saved christ!
by Just Some Guy January 6, 2005
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Jesus Christ

The most disruptive figure in all of humanity, and the universe’s most nonreligious figure, whose death on the cross now allows humankind to have a direct communication line with their Creator, without daily, weekly, monthly, or annual rituals, rites, and animal sacrifices, or obeying man-made religious laws.
In some parts of the world, the mere mention of Jesus Christ, or being caught reading the Good News about His love and power, could land truth seekers behind bars, because His name is above all other names—all (human, demonic, or spiritual) forces, governments, and principalities on earth are under His sovereign rule.
by Fasters September 3, 2023
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cunt christ

Mad but have no one to blame but god
Playing call of duty multiplayer trying to finish a challenge and blame cunt christ because it's a peice of shit game
by ThePibbaBubberSodaPup January 8, 2017
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cruton of christ

Flat dry waffer people receive as communion at the catholic church
I am going to church on Sunday to get my cruton of christ.
by HVACMAN2000 October 24, 2008
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