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Christosaur

n.
1. The Messiah, as foretold by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche. Often used with the.
2.the Fistish religious teacher whose life, death, and resurrection as reported by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche are the basis of the Fistian message of fistalvation
3. the chosen one who enforces good Fistian practices. It is well known that anyone absent from Sunday mass will be hunted down and violently fisted with the Christosaur's legendary fist (wrist girth measured at approximately 2.34 feet), only stopping when the offender's colon sloughs off around the Christosaur's massive forearm. The Christosaur then rolls the sloughed colon up His arm and allows it to dry until it resembles dried calamari. This badge of faith shows other what will happen if they don't go to mass.
I didn't make mass on Sunday and the Christosaur fisted me back to B.C.E.
Christosaur by Selur Natas September 12, 2004
A really sweet and loving guy. Very thoughtful, will always care for you. His eyes are the most beautiful thing in the world. He will never hurt you, will always try to make you at peace. He's really calm, and loves to stay in and just have a romantic day/night. Really likes kisses and hugs.

If you find a Christos, marry him.
That guy is such a Christos!
Christos by KiaraAnon November 8, 2019
A big Greek guy that will fuck any girl he wants
He is nice and charming but will Greek slap the shit out of u if u piss him off. And has a dick the size mount Olympus or the size of a god
Jim:did u hear about that guy who gets all the girls to give him head and who splashed Bob
Tom:yh ik him that is Christos he is baitface still
Jim:ali he has a big ass tho
Christos by Yeheheuee February 23, 2019
A common Greek name which literally means "Jesus". Christos is a very good person and is above all others. Everyone should bow down to the Mighty Lord Christos and must adhere to his commands at all times. No one shall question his judgement and all that do will be punished in the fiery depths of hell.
He also has a 9 incher.
Person 1 - "Hey, you seen Christos around?"
Person 2 - "Sh. You can't talk about Him in that way. You must say "Is the Almighty Lord Christos Here?""
Person 1 - "Sorry."
Christos by ChristoGR May 7, 2019
Also commonly known as The Greek, The Great, Bum Fucker,greek god or Crazy son of a bitch. Loves to party, loves big fat greek parties, loves women, makes love to women, women love christos. Kind, sympathetic, and always knows wut not to say, christos charms not only women, but other forms of life. Is very inviting and loves sports, soccer is the best cuz god put it in the commandments in fine print at the bottom. Also on the same level wit an Enzo, Christo and Enzo will rise one day to build an empire, one where everyone can be as great them.
Ey, Christos don hurt me plz, i love greeks
Ey,Christos, u noe my friend Jim? hes greek
Don pull a Christos, ur ass will be sore in the mornin (insert signature Christos laugh here)
christos by chris February 1, 2005
Christos is greek for Christ. However the main definition of Christos is a person in the game of Kings of Chaos who has been know to persuade many and is a prime example of perfection. Christos is very similar to the actual Christ in that he is a rebel and is leading people on the path to power and greatness.
Christos the great player of Kings of Chaos.
Christos by Christos February 1, 2005