Christmas Man

German interpretation of the word "Santa". Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia. Can also be used in combination with "hat" to describe a traditional red colored covering for the head worn for Christmas. lol.

Guy A (translated from German): "I'm wearing a Santa hat."
Guy B, from Eastfrisia: "He's wearing a Christmas Man Hat!"

Superman: "What's up, Christmas Man?"
Christmas Man: "WTF, someone stole my hat."

by krstn July 16, 2008

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christmas slut

A woman that has sex exclusively on Christmas to have children in September

Sarah is a Christmas slut all her kids are born in September

by Therealoghustler January 19, 2017

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Christmas Music

A number of songs that can be listened to all year. DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR SELFISH FRIEND!!!!!!!!!! ENJOY CHRISTMAS MY AMAZING FRIEND. SO PUT IN THOSE HEADPHONES IN AND MAKE AN AMAZING PLAYLIST ALREADY!!!!

I love Christmas music it is the best thing that has ever existed!

by #foldingmydishes November 3, 2021

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Laotian Christmas

When you bury landmines into a ski slope as a joke.

"Dude was drunk enough to pull a Laotian Christmas, and next thing you know, the guy's serving twenty life sentences in a maximum security prison."

by SentientMalos May 30, 2016

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Christmas Party

A place where you have an excuse to steal presents from others and indulge yourself with sweets. There is a 25% decrease in getting laid at a Christmas party than a regular party.

Joe: "How'd the Christmas party go?'
KALLEN: "I stole everyone's presents, I ate a shit ton of shit, and I got laid!"
Joe: "How do you get laid at those parties?"

by Venobi December 4, 2014

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