Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

matt chains

matt chains is the fucking best. the most creative, wonderful, beautiful, unique, inspiring, intelligent, awesome, swagalicous person ever

i was just talking to matt chains and i almost fainted because of how fucking beautiful he is

by matt_chainzz October 9, 2025

chain jerker

You're a troll but cooler

"there's goes David jerking their chains again!"
"He's such a chain jerker"

by Knowledge the all knowing October 8, 2022

recursively-chained doohs

Defined as "Dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes...", a recursive chain of doohs represents a repeated exclamation of stupidity, often indicating that something is awry.

Bleebum: Rory, in the context of recursively-chained doohs, what does dooh go?
Rory: Dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh.

by Extremityman August 26, 2025

Chain-Yankin'

The act of baseball-sliding into another man's butt cheeks, then furiously grabbing hold of his Johnson, yanking it down aggressively.

Damn, did you see Enrique get done Chain-Yankin' Tommy? He never saw it coming.

by They Call Me Trinity September 11, 2025

Pushing Shit Down A Chain

Metaphorical shit being pushed from your supervisor to you

My boss was pushing shit down a chain last week and now I have a new project.

by Sterling555 February 4, 2022

daisy chain smoker

(noun)

A person who does not allow themselves to pursue the one they love because they are afraid of messing things up and losing them.

"I was a daisy chain smoker and it broke my heart."

by bellbottom October 19, 2021