a person who masturbates by aggresively tickling/playing with his balls. aggresively as if stroking it from its common needs. just for the cause of a weird pleasure. Its also a gesture for good luck in china.
i was clutching like crazy yesterday, i busted the hugest load. You should try it.
2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps
2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps
by mog Tzu's disciple January 15, 2024
Get the clutching mug.The Clutchest of all Daddy's. Known for having the best dick in the clan and being the sexiest in the clan as well which is why he's referred to as Daddy. Is the master of clutching rounds of search and destroy when the rest of the clan shits the bed. This act is also known as a Clutch Daddy Experience. Overall Clutch Daddy is the sexiest and best asset a clan can have.
"Oh my gosh it's a 1v4 who's left? Oh thank God it's Clutchy Daddy! Give them that Clutch Daddy experience!"
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The Clutchest of all Daddy's. Known for having the best dick in the clan and being the sexiest in the clan as well which is why he's referred to as Daddy. Is the master of clutching rounds of search and destroy when the rest of the clan shits the bed. This act is also known as a Clutch Daddy Experience. Overall Clutch Daddy is the sexiest and best asset a clan can have.
"Oh my gosh it's a 1v4 who's left? Oh thank God it's Clutchy Daddy! Give them that Clutch Daddy experience!"
by ClutchestDaddy January 20, 2024
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A comedic term describing a situation of excessive personal clutter, often found in various areas of one's life such as their home, desk, car, garage, bedroom, etc. It's like a clusterfuck, but with the word "cluster" replaced by "personal clutter." The term highlights the comedic struggle of managing an abundance of possessions and the difficulty in determining what to keep and what to discard.
"Trying to find anything in Dave's house is a clutterfuck; it's like a treasure hunt in a tornado."
"I tried to find my keys in Sarah's apartment, but it's such a clutterfuck in there that I gave up and just called an Uber instead."
"I tried to find my keys in Sarah's apartment, but it's such a clutterfuck in there that I gave up and just called an Uber instead."
by WhySteve May 11, 2024
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