Does the carpet match the drapes?

A Secret Code to find a hostage mole

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.

by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022

Can I shampoo your carpet

To scrub her rug , oral sex on a female using your tongue as a Rug Doctor

Hey babe can I shampoo your carpet!

by Hitzzzzzz JR July 5, 2018

Upside down like a red carpet

It’s when you step in dog shit and smear it up the stairs into the house.

Oh man, Andrew stepped in Bentley’s mud pie and turned it upside down like a red carpet.

by mrsSpicyButthole April 16, 2021

dirty carpets in a big law firm

(NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.

Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.

by ChiTownBard February 25, 2013

cut a rug like I'm in a carpet store

When you are getting ready to dance like its nobodies buisness out in the club/bar.

Dude, I cant wait to get to Brew Bakers tonight! Imma cut a rug like I'm in a carpet store!

by Blasphemeth August 10, 2010

Your curtains don't match your carpet

Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour

ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet

by -c-oNo-r- August 23, 2006

carpet mine

bottles and cups of unfinished beverages left on the carpet

i got off the couch and set off two cups and a longneck carpet mine drenching the region in beer and shiraz

by kidlinger June 28, 2010