Straight Business

The act of masturbating without any available lubricant. For variation, see Risky, Unholy, Slippery, and Funny Business.

Jake: Man, I'm about to go Straight Business when I get home.

Brandon: Dude! Vaseline Men is 2.99 on special!

by helen eastefon April 8, 2011

Business Analyst

Noun. Person that forwards emails (for a quite high compensation) from the product owner to the software developer.
It can be easily automated / replaced by:
1. An Email Forwarder
2. Email alias to the developer's email

Well, Bruce, the Business Analyst sent me 3 feature requests from the product owner that are just the same. He might be very busy forwarding other emails.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

hop on bad business

gay homosexual roblox players play a rip off arsenal game and use snipers as dildos

Terry: Hop on bad business

Jerry: Alright, but I don't like using snipers as dildos.

by californian crackhead May 30, 2021

Small Business Owner

A classy way of telling people you're unemployed.

Chrissy is a small business owner but never has any money.

by Cassidy. August 4, 2016

Business Card Moment

When you spittin made game at an old lady in the store but your not sure how to say I wanna bang.

An OWL came up in my store and I had a business card moment.

by Slim TT April 14, 2021

innovative business model

a shit ton of hype + a sprinkle of utility

NFT leverages an innovative business model

by notaunicorn April 10, 2021

romance is really a business

Romantic relationships are really a business because each of the two participant is trying to get the most from the other person by giving them the least. They are also a negotiation and can culminate in a partnership and children. In fact, most romantic relationships are started, knowingly or not, to allow the couple to have children.

C.M. Fabara realized that contradicting the prevailing understanding of what romantic relationships and love are, romance is really a business where the man and the woman both work to get the most they can by giving the least to the other person. Of course, sometimes participants in a romantic relationship "fall in love" and start giving the most they can to the other person. However, their purpose is always to get the most in return. Also, keep in mind that love is basically need. And the way it works is by making individuals feel love for someone they calculate will be able to and will satisfy one or more of their needs, such as sex, protection, connections, etc.

by but for December 1, 2018