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Pumpkin Blumpkin 

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The act of receiving fellatio while on the shitter at Fleet Farm in Fleet Farm attire.
Brian: Rhonda will you give me a pumpkin blumpkin?
Rhonda: of course i will!
Pumpkin Blumpkin by eb99 July 11, 2009
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Goblin Blumpkin

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When a goblin women is giving a blumpkin and pushes the dude off and eats the poop.
Man: "so last night i met this chick i was so drunk and took her home. When i got home I had to take a poop so i made her suck my dick while i was pooping. Little did i know the beer wore off and she was really a goblin"
Other man: "DUDE YOU GOT A GOBLIN BLUMPKIN"
Goblin Blumpkin by xEmjayx October 19, 2008
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Kentucky Blumpkin 

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The act of receiving oral sex while simultaneously defecating. After defecating, the individual performing the oral sex then engages the defecator in anal-oral sex, effectively removing any residual feces.
I haven't taken a better shit since that Kentucky Blumpkin.
Kentucky Blumpkin by Suckthisbitch March 15, 2010
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munchkin blumpkin 

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a small, surprising event that takes place in a movie which elevates a good movie to greatness
The whole reason I like to got to movies when they first come out is to be surprised by the munchkin blumpkin (if there is one) before anyone blabs about it online.
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Upper Decker Double Blumpkin' 

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An event when two couples receive phalacio while defecating in the bowl and in the tank.
"Yo Dawg, did you hear Shaniqua was in a Upper Decker Double Blumpkin' last night?'
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Country Blumpkin 

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To do a blumpkin but the girl is wearing a cowboy hat.
1) Ally, wear this hat so we can do a country blumpkin
Country Blumpkin by Turkmeister June 7, 2005
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