Bastien

A leaving god, if god was on earth, that would be a Bastien for sure. Some theories even admit that it actually could be one of them.

-I wish I could be a Bastien

-Wow this dude is good in everything he does, he must be a Bastien.

by DieuOfficiel April 8, 2020

Beatie

A friend that beats your meat for you

My beatie and I went to the pizza store before he jerked me off

by Finding 69 July 28, 2020

bestest

Used to describe someone who was so amazing and so much better than the best that this word was invented for them. They are truly astounding and special. Only use this word if they are truly worthy.

My girlfriend is the bestest in the whole wide world and no one would ever be better than her.

by Eishen July 22, 2023

The Bestest

The greatest person alive. Good at everything, and kind.

Usama is the bestest: that’s a scientifically proven fact

by Kikiki1111 May 31, 2018

Bestes

Replace the 'T' of "Testes" with a 'B', and you got yourself another word for your best friends/buds/pals/amigos.

Also, another version of "Besticles".

You guys are totally my Bestes!!! GUYLOVE GROUP HUG!!!

by Turkzay October 5, 2011

bestiality

when Tom Green humped a dead moose

Sick bastard

by j March 13, 2004

Berties

Berties is the code for bullshit. Derived from Berties Bullshit.

Give him the royal berties, he'll never know.

by mgilberties March 28, 2013