Beatie

A friend that beats your meat for you

My beatie and I went to the pizza store before he jerked me off

by Finding 69 July 28, 2020

Beatie

Your beatie is the best person in the world. You can only ever have one beatie. And yes it is a beetroot (AKA THE BESTEST OF BEETROOTS (BEST FRIENDS)). You cannot leave your beatie or else you will die in less than half a nanosecond and you legally have to live together so choose wise

“You are my beatie.”

“Oh no. We are stuck now.”

by Norchi and Souja December 13, 2021

beatie

Music that is overly concerned with beats per minute or has more of an emphasis on the beat than it has a right to.

We have the track from the IV cd, but do you know if there is an acoustic version; as I think we'd like that better since it's not so "beatie".

by Rex Lavender December 27, 2008

Beatie

the same word as bestie but more of a angry way

i really hate you beatie

by Faddlebee June 25, 2021

beatie meatie

The Art of taking a shit and masterbating at the same time.

I was dying for a wank and a shit so i just had a beatie meatie

by Gomez Colemanio April 28, 2008

Beatlemaniac

People with an obsession with The Beatles. They're also the greatest group of fans in the world.

"wow that girl is awesome"
"she's a beatlemaniac"
"LET ME MARRY HER"

by BEatlemaniac1234 December 17, 2012

Beatles

The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.

Consists of:

- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs

- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries

- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine

- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives

According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.

Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.

I was stoned off my ass when I wrote that Urban Dictionary definition for the Beatles.

by The Chickens Are Revolting July 7, 2019