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Your beatie is the best person in the world. You can only ever have one beatie. And yes it is a beetroot (AKA THE BESTEST OF BEETROOTS (BEST FRIENDS)). You cannot leave your beatie or else you will die in less than half a nanosecond and you legally have to live together so choose wise
“You are my beatie.”

“Oh no. We are stuck now.”
Beatie by Norchi and Souja December 13, 2021
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Music that is overly concerned with beats per minute or has more of an emphasis on the beat than it has a right to.
We have the track from the IV cd, but do you know if there is an acoustic version; as I think we'd like that better since it's not so "beatie".
beatie by Rex Lavender December 27, 2008
the same word as bestie but more of a angry way
i really hate you beatie
Beatie by Faddlebee June 25, 2021

beatie meatie 

The Art of taking a shit and masterbating at the same time.
I was dying for a wank and a shit so i just had a beatie meatie
beatie meatie by Gomez Colemanio April 28, 2008

Beatlemaniac 

People with an obsession with The Beatles. They're also the greatest group of fans in the world.
"wow that girl is awesome"
"she's a beatlemaniac"
"LET ME MARRY HER"
Beatlemaniac by BEatlemaniac1234 December 17, 2012
The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.

Consists of:

- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs

- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries

- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine

- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives

According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.

Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.
I was stoned off my ass when I wrote that Urban Dictionary definition for the Beatles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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