Your beatie is the best person in the world. You can only ever have one beatie. And yes it is a beetroot (AKA THE BESTEST OF BEETROOTS (BEST FRIENDS)). You cannot leave your beatie or else you will die in less than half a nanosecond and you legally have to live together so choose wise

“You are my beatie.”

“Oh no. We are stuck now.”

Beatie by Norchi and Souja December 13, 2021

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beatie

Music that is overly concerned with beats per minute or has more of an emphasis on the beat than it has a right to.

We have the track from the IV cd, but do you know if there is an acoustic version; as I think we'd like that better since it's not so "beatie".

beatie by Rex Lavender December 27, 2008

Beatie

the same word as bestie but more of a angry way

i really hate you beatie

Beatie by Faddlebee June 25, 2021

beatie meatie

The Art of taking a shit and masterbating at the same time.

I was dying for a wank and a shit so i just had a beatie meatie

beatie meatie by Gomez Colemanio April 28, 2008

Beatlemaniac

People with an obsession with The Beatles. They're also the greatest group of fans in the world.

"wow that girl is awesome"
"she's a beatlemaniac"
"LET ME MARRY HER"

Beatlemaniac by BEatlemaniac1234 December 17, 2012

Beatles

The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.

Consists of:

- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs

- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries

- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine

- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives

According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.

Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.

I was stoned off my ass when I wrote that Urban Dictionary definition for the Beatles.

Beatles by The Chickens Are Revolting July 7, 2019

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026